There is a large selection of funny Christmas ornaments available, which is great news if you want to spruce up your existing tree or shop for someone who has wacky preferences. Here is a list of funny Christmas ornaments, some of which are unconventional, some of which are silly, some of which are naughty, and some of which are nicely odd.
1. Personalized Pole Dancer
This personalized pole dancing' ornament will make an impression whether it's given as a gift, included as a stocking stuffer, or taken as a gift from a secret Santa exchange. The name of the recipient and the year can be engraved on the ornament.
2. Cousin Eddie
Do you consider yourself a fan of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation? The fact that they will immediately recognize this scene in which Cousin Eddie is involved without the need for any explanation or movie quote makes this such a wonderful gift for them. Do you like Clark and his chainsaw better?
3. Moira Rose
When it comes to popular culture, there are many fans of Schitt's Creek who would scream with ecstatic excitement over a Moira Rose ornament for their Christmas tree, particularly one that emphasizes her peculiar linguistic abilities.
4. Van Gogh
Those of you who aren't interested in art probably have no clue who this guy is or why he's got a bandaged head (hint: his ears have been severed!). Here's a gift idea for those of you who are. It is hand-painted and hand-glittered, and it comes from the mind of Cody Foster, who is known as the ornament king.
5. Funny Math Ceramic
This Christmas tree ornament is intended for a sibling who is horrendously incapable of doing math, a friend who vividly remembers the agony of algebra class, or a professor or teacher who is important to you. It's not complicated, but I guarantee it will make you laugh out loud.
6. Saggy Boobs
Give that someone special some naughty fun with these sagging old lady boobies by giving them some naughty pleasure. Try to conceal them among all of the Christmas lights and see if anyone finds them. You could also give them to Uncle Fred as a surprise gift for Christmas. These boobies, on the other hand, were crafted by hand and are of a very high quality.
7. Farting Gnome
A belligerent gnome that farts aggressively is a solid choice in any situation. I mean, his face pretty much says everything. However, if you still require additional evidence, you can press his butt cheeks and he will fart to the tune of "Deck the Halls."
8. Artistic Profanity
These decorations are possibly the most endearing way to say "Merry Christmas" in a personalized way to a grinch who is close to your heart. Pick one of these three Christmas greetings: You're a Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas Dickhead, or Merry Christmas Asshole. Lovely, handcrafted, and packed with heat!
9. Toilet Paper and Poop
What could be a more thoughtful gift for your significant other on occasions such as Christmas, Valentine's Day, or your wedding anniversary than one of these wooden ball ornaments? Obviously, it would also look fantastic if it were used as a gift tag on something of greater significance.
10. Happy Birthday, Jesus!
Now is the time to celebrate the birthday of the original birthday boy! In addition to a birthday cake and a party hat, he comes packaged in an unopened collector's gift box from the well-known "ornaments" at Tree Buddees.
11. Merry Merlot
While we're on the subject of transforming water into wine, it's possible that your alcohol-obsessed aunt is also skilled in the same ability. With this lifelike replica of a glass of Merlot, you can demonstrate that you are aware of her preferences.
12. Dr. Fauci Keepsake
Large gatherings of the family provide an excellent opportunity to remind everyone to "Wash your f'n hands!" While also paying tribute to a period in history – and a deep, gravelly voice – that will remain in our memories forever. You can consider this ceramic ornament to be a piece of Dr. Fauci memorabilia. Sanitizer for the hands can be purchased separately.
13. Santa Claus Riding A Unicorn
Is Saint Nicholas riding a unicorn to deliver the gifts? Why shouldn't they? It's the same as if flying reindeer were involved. This is an adorable ornament that would be perfect for a young child who is obsessed with unicorns or for your gay best friend who is convinced that Santa is "so not straight."
14. Nicolas Cage
Simply... Due to Nicolas Cage. There is no pattern or logic to this holiday decoration, other than the undeniable fact that it is absolutely hilarious. Believe us when we say that the reactions will make this worthwhile.
15. Humping Reindeer
This is not your typical Hallmark find; rather, it is an ornament that is certain to make a statement. Despite the fact that it might take them a fraction of a second longer. The ideal ornament for your future spouse, your one-night stand from last week, or even just so you can watch your mother's amused reaction. The recipient's names can be engraved on the ornament for a personal touch.
16. Cat Butt Hole
Who among those who adore cats wouldn't value having a cat butt hole in their tree? The cat butts are crocheted by hand out of a variety of colors of wool that is made up entirely of wool. This one is a tabby cat with a gray coat, but you can also get a brown calico tortie, a black cat, a white cat, or a black cat with orange tabby markings.
17. Good Mom
This ornament will be appreciated by a wisecracking mother no matter how old you are, and it would make an excellent addition to a stocking. You could also use it as a gift tag for a gift you give her on Mother's Day or on her birthday.
18. Gingerbread Tan
Do you know someone who is obsessed with maintaining their tan? Or are you planning to celebrate Christmas in the sweltering heat of the southern hemisphere this year? This joke, which consists of a gingerbread man who is cooking himself to a crisp, is straightforward but funny all the same.
19. Miniature Shoe Box Bauble
Shoe fans, especially those who are anticipating receiving a brand-new pair of sneakers as a gift on Christmas morning, will find this ornament to be extremely adorable. Give them these miniature shoe boxes from Nike and Adidas to hint at the theme of their gift being footwear-related.
20. Mac and Cheese
You already know what this is and how delicious it is if you've ever been to a gathering in the South, whether it was for Christmas or some other occasion. Glass has been blown by hand to create this macaroni and cheese ornament.
21. Atheist Bauble
The recipient of this black and white glass ball won't be unaware of the irony, and you can be sure that it will have a prominent place on their tree, which is not associated with any religion.
22. Pumpkin Spice Latte
The obsession with PSLs is a more tangible phenomenon than Frosty the Snowman. This is for the person in your life who can't wait for fall to arrive so they can start adding pumpkin-flavored things to their life. For my part, the only thing I can make out is the voice-over guy from Last Week Tonight's PSL segment, lol.
23. Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders is, thankfully, not going anywhere anytime soon, despite the fact that he has withdrawn from the presidential race. In this wooden keepsake holiday ornament, you can celebrate the debut of his cute mittens by keeping a record of the occasion.
24. Farting Santa
This is what naughty children get from Santa instead of coal for their Christmas stockings. Simply press the button, and you'll hear a realistic sound! Batteries are included with the purchase.
25. A Holy Shit
This poop ornament conveys a wealth of information, including, "Hey, you don't believe in God!", "OMG, you're going to be parents!", and "What the hell, you bought a house!?" Whatever it is you need to say, you should say it with a sanctimonious tone because it's Christmas.
26. Bitten Gingerbread People
This joke has stood the test of time, and it's just too adorable for words. You have the option of purchasing one felt gingerbread cookie or a pack of four that are all appropriately nibbled upon. A delightful snack that is enjoyable for both children and adults.
27. Toilet Paper
Put some toilet paper on their tree! Pandemic 2020 made toilet paper a lot funnier (in an excruciatingly funny way), but I was wondering if it ever went out of style. In spite of its diminutive size and hand-applied glitter, this quilted and incredibly plush roll conveys a great deal of information.
28. Cat Mugshot
Every person who owns a cat will be able to empathize with this statement because cats have a hard time resisting shiny Christmas baubles, glitter tinsel, and anything else that resembles a scratching stick.
29. Beer Pong
What is the appropriate way to wish a college freshman or recent graduate a Merry Christmas? This ornament, which depicts a ball from ping pong being dropped into a red solo cup that is filled with beer, will undoubtedly speak their language.
30. Grinch
The majority of us are of the opinion that 2021 has not been the best year so far. Even the Grinch is on board with this! Use this glazed ceramic ornament to give the year 2021 the disrespect it rightfully receives.
31. Notorious RBG
When it comes to icons, each of the women in your home should have a figurine of the infamous RBG sitting on their Christmas tree. Ruth thought it was hilarious when she was given her pop culture alias, and so do we.
32. Jingle Balls
And... since this is the last and final item on the agenda, how about some jingle balls? These ridiculously amusing scrotums come in a variety of skin tones and pack quite a punch. They would make pretty awesome gag gifts or stocking stuffers for everyone in your family, whether they are male or female.
33. Bottlebrush Spa Animals Ornaments
Treat your tree to a relaxing day at the spa with these cute creatures that understand the importance of taking care of oneself. (Have any of you ever seen a raccoon with cucumber slices placed over its eyes?)
34. Spa Time Ornament
For all of you wine enthusiasts out there, this ornament deserves a toast and some quality time to unwind. The moment you catch a glimpse of this astute mouse, you'll know it's time to put your feet up, relax, and enjoy a good book.
35. Stick of Butter Ornament
This ornament in the shape of a stick of butter makes an excellent gift for the humorous baker in your life, not to mention the fact that it is sure to spark some interesting discussion.
36. Festive Bud Light Christmas Ornament
This reminder of your partner's favorite drink will undoubtedly elicit a smirk from that person.
37. Star Wars™ The Child™ Ornament
This Baby Yoda ornament will become the center of attention for the entirety of your household.
38. Grillo Ornament
This hilariously cool pickle will make a splash on your Christmas tree, and it's the perfect gift for the person in your life who is obsessed with pickles and summer.
39. Glass Potato Chip Ornament
Because a jovial parody of your most beloved salty snack certainly merits a place of honor on your Christmas tree, of course.
40. Margarita Christmas Tree Ornament
Brunch has been mentioned, hasn't it? Show the world how much you love your go-to drink by decorating your tree with it.
41. Hand Sanitizer Glass Ornament
Okay, so this has been a pretty challenging year, and therefore, this ornament is appropriate and a wonderful reminder!
42. Astronaut Rabbit Decoration
The more you look at these, the funnier the little details are going to become, like the three cute rabbits singing to you while you're on the moon.
43. Mona Lisa with Bubble Gum Holiday Ornament
This ornament depicting the always demure Mona Lisa blowing a bubble with her gum is absolutely perfect for anyone who has a refined appreciation for art.
44. Buffalo Chicken Wing Glass Christmas Ornament
The dish would be perfect if it were served with a side of blue cheese dressing or a small bottle of ranch (whichever you prefer.)
45. Yoga Mat Christmas Ornament
Despite being made of glass, this miniature ornament in the shape of a rolled-up yoga mat manages to have a convincingly realistic texture.
46. Game Controller Glass Ornament
This is the product for you if you spent a significant portion of scouring the internet in an attempt to acquire the always sold-out Nintendo Switch.
47. Santa Cam Ornament
Ideal for convincing children that Santa and his elves are actually observing them to determine who has been good throughout the year.
48. Santa on the Beach
It appears that Santa will not be able to deliver gifts this year because he will be too busy building angels out of sand at the beach.
49. Personalized Amazon Prime Box Funny Christmas
Let's be honest: When you have Amazon Prime, it feels like Christmas is going on nonstop all year long. The moment you open your door, there's a package waiting for you there. You realize that you haven't gotten anything for Aunt Marge, and then BAM! There's this hilarious package ornament waiting for her to open.
50. Barry Wood Meme Funny
It's not the icy winds blowing down from the Arctic this Christmas season; rather, there's something else that's making the atmosphere feel tense. Actually, it's something that takes place a little bit further south. When you unwrap one of Barry Wood's gifts, he will elaborate on the whole thing for you.
51. Santa Frozen in Carbonite
This holiday season, Santa is going to have to ask Mrs. Claus and the Bumble for a favor or two if he wants to have any chance of saving Christmas! He got himself into trouble by associating with the wrong people and by putting Jabba on his bad behavior list, and this is the result of his actions.
52. Pickle Rick Funny Christmas
Add some Rick and Morty flavor to the Christmas Pickle tradition by incorporating some of their characteristics into the recipe. If this Pickle Rick could talk, he would yell at you, so you should be prepared for the person who discovers it tucked away in the Christmas tree to do the same thing.
53. Home is Where Them F*ckers Ain't Funny
Forget about the location of one's heart; an individual's home is a much more prized location for the very reason that is stated on this ornament. Be thankful that those f*ckers, whoever they may be to you, are not looking at this ornament with you.
54. 8-Bit Pixelated Tree Ornaments
Start these pixelated ornaments by pressing the start button. At Christmastime, it's risky for ornaments to be on their own, but if you bring these with you, you won't have to worry about anything going wrong. You could even say that they really pump up the appearance of your tree.
55. Your Car's Extended Warranty Funny Christmas
Robocallers are resorting to some extremely aggressive strategies in order to get in touch with you over the holidays. Find out who in the family has the most convincing automated voicemail greeting by hanging this on the tree.
56. Stripper Gingerbread Man with Sounds Funny
Your home is starting to get warm, and the gingerbread people you made have taken off all of their clothes in response. Even if some of your decorations aren't very nice, you don't need to worry because Santa will still put you on the nice list.
57. Poinsettia Vag Funny Christmas
During the holiday season, you can take pleasure in a very special flower by hanging a p*rnsettia from your tree. Every time this bell rings, the sex education instructor proclaims that a gentleman has demonstrated that he is a saint.
58. Bob Ross Christmas Tree
If Bob Ross were to see your tree while he was suspended from its branches, he would think it was the happiest and merriest tree in the world. This sweet ornament is guaranteed to put a smile on your face, and it just might motivate you to sketch a picturesque winter scene.
59. F*ck Snowflake Funny Christmas
During the holiday season, just when you think you've exhausted all of your available fucks to give, a snowstorm approaches. It's impossible to find two snowflakes that are exactly the same, and this particular flake is quite distinct from the gentle ones that are falling from the sky; however, if you look at it closely, I can almost guarantee that it will make you laugh out loud.
60. Is That a Banana In Your Pocket...? Funny Christmas
During the holiday season, it is important to eat fresh foods, but you shouldn't let your fruit get too ripe because then no one will want to try it. This fruit-themed will make your sweetie very excited, and of course, it is thrilled to see them just as much as they are thrilled to see it.
61. Camel Toe Funny Christmas
Once you have a good look at this ornament, you won't be able to forget about it. The three wise men brought their gifts to the manger, and the camel brought laughter. This camel will bring all of the LOLs that you need to your manager this year.
62. Meh Christmas Tree
You are aware of this, right? It should be pronounced Meh-rry, not merry. When you hang this ornament on your Christmas tree, the holiday will feel more like a pair of socks and some underwear. It is uncomplicated, it shows humility, it is direct, and it may elicit some compassion from Santa in the hopes that he will shower you with additional gifts.
63. Die Hard Funny Christmas
People who truly believe that Die Hard is a Christmas movie are the only ones whose buildings are saved by John McClane, in the same way that Santa Claus only visits the homes of children who believe he comes every year. By hanging this on your tree, you can ensure that he is aware of who needs saving.
64. You Have Died of Dysentery Funny
It's time to head out on the Oregon Trail, so hitch up the sleigh and get ready to go. How well do you think Santa and his reindeer would do if they played that infamous game? This ornament pretty much says it all, and it doesn't appear that anyone will be receiving gifts this holiday season.
65. Sushi Christmas
When you have these lovely glass sushi ornaments hanging from your Christmas tree, you'll be rockin' and rollin' around the holiday season. Wasabi, this is going to be the best vacation you've ever had, so what are you waiting for? Take care not to damage your branches by adding these stunning ornaments.
66. Stoner Christmas
This Christmas, people are not only baking cookies but also a variety of other treats! As you are decorating the Christmas tree, bring some color into the room with this ornament that features weed. Even if this is the only ornament you put on your tree, it will look beautiful because Mary Jane is rocking a Santa hat and weed goggles so well that it will make the tree stand out from the crowd.
67. The Lucky Potato
Put the Christmas pickle out of your mind because there's a new vegetable custom in town! Your household will have a great time looking for the ornament known as the Lucky Potato. Why? Because it is, in fact, a potato, and you will be able to prepare it once you have found it. Yum.
68. Ho Ho Holy Sh*t What a Year Funny Christmas
Rewriting is something that Billy Joel should seriously consider. We did not begin the fire for the years 2020 and 2021 because holy sh*t is this ornament right about the years that have just passed. Recall fond memories while simultaneously releasing a sigh of relief that you no longer have to deal with this ornament.
69. Dumpster Fire Funny Christmas
As we get ready for the Christmas holiday, we can look back on the previous two years and think about what an incredible demonstration of Murphy's Law they have been. Things can go wrong, in fact, they did go wrong, and the whole thing was a disaster. Improve the situation by adding a garbage fire on top of a garbage fire.
70. Bacon Christmas
If there's even a remote possibility that Santa will get some bacon instead of cookies for Christmas, you can bet that he'll be racing down the chimney. This ornament has such a lifelike appearance, there is a chance that he will think it is the real thing.
71. A Christmas Story Ralphie in Bunny Suit Christmas
Oh, Fudge, Ralphie's gift from Aunt Clara is making him look awful in that sweater! However, you cannot deny that he makes quite an impressive ornament on your tree. Celebrate one of the most iconic and hilarious Christmas stories with an ornament that is just as funny.
72. Naughty Gingerbread Man Funny Christmas
I'll bet you didn't know that gingerbread cookies have fillings inside of them. You now know, and you also understand why the only thing gingerbread men and women get for Christmas is coal. Because of their participation in NSFW acts like this one, they are on the "naughty list."
73. Whiskey Filled Christmas Tree Ornaments
This year, both you and the tree are going to look absolutely incredible, especially if you do it while drinking whiskey. These lovely amber globes are packed to the brim with the sugary liquid that, when consumed, helps to lift one's mood and make one feel more positive.
74. Jolliest Bunch of A$$holes Christmas Vacation
This wooden ornament, available in either red or green, will be a true showpiece on your Christmas tree because it was inspired by one of the most memorable lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. It will also serve as a caution to Santa Claus, telling him that he needs to be careful when he comes down your chimney.
75. Naughty Santa Claus Funny Christmas
You witnessed mummy giving Santa a kiss, and now you've found him with his pants down. It's probably not the moment the big fella is most proud of, but could it be an opening for you to blackmail him into giving you a few more gifts? If you add this ornament to your Christmas tree, then maybe it is.
76. Naughty Mrs. Claus Funny Christmas
This year, it would be in your best interest to turn this ornament so that it is facing away from the Christmas tree. After all, you wouldn't want Santa to see his wife in such a scandalous position, would you? Hanging this from a prominent branch will provide you with some laughs at the expense of Mrs. Claus' flabby bits.
77. Rubber Chicken Funny Christmas
This is the fourth French hen that wasn't quite good enough to make the cut, but to be honest, he's way too cool for the other three. Decorators with a sense of humor will get a lot of laughs out of this ornament replica of the toy, which is designed to look like a rubber chicken. The toy has been a gag gift mainstay for a long time.
78. Merry F*cking Christmas Hand Stamped
This ornament will do all the talking for you even if you're not feeling particularly festive at the moment. It is gold and shiny, and it will tell off anyone who tells you to stop being a Scrooge and turn your frown upside down.
