Even though I'm not regarded as someone who spends a lot of money on myself, I enjoy participating in thoughtful Christmas gift challenges. It brings me so much joy to give thoughtful presents to other people and see the happiness on their faces as a result. It is easy for me to buy a Christmas gift for a close friend who I consider to be exceptional. I'm not one to skimp on a nice present, so the fact that this is a struggle for me to show thoughtfulness is actually a lot of fun.
However, there is always an exception; each of us has at least one acquaintance that we feel indifferent about. It's possible that your partner is completely obsessed with them, and you just have to put up a brave face... or a coworker who sits directly across from you and has the potential to drive you up the wall with their proximity... (have experience)
It doesn't matter the motivation behind it; the behavior is typical. There is always someone in our lives that makes us feel "eh." In the current jargon of the year, I believe we should refer to it as "The Frenemy."
How can you give a Christmas gift to someone you don't particularly care for without letting them know that you don't really value your relationship with them? That one may present some challenges. After all, it can't be prohibitively expensive because there's no point in throwing away money just to keep up appearances. On the other hand, it can't be... Famvibe picked up a collection of Christmas gifts for people you hate. Do you get what I'm getting at?
1. Liquid Soap
Many of us have at least one coworker who doesn't wash their hands after using the restroom or after eating. After a year, that kind of behavior will not be tolerated. Giving Christmas gifts for people you hate, ex: liquid soap, you can subtly but effectively advise them on the need of maintaining good personal hygiene. Get them an appealing and decorative soap gift set so that it is not immediately clear what you are doing.
2. Tissue Paper Flowers
As they are less expensive than actual flowers, this is an excellent method to let someone know that they have stiffed you on a gift in the past, and that this is the best Christmas gift for people you hate that they will be receiving now. Actually, quite a few folks could find great benefit in reading this one. However, a lot of the time, tissue paper is seen to be a half-baked gift, a method to subtly inform someone that you don't really care about them.
3. Dishwashing Gloves
Do you work with or live with somebody who doesn't wash their own dishes? Give the person some dishwashing gloves to show them you mean business. It's possible that at some point, he or she will actually make an effort to accept this Christmas gift.
4. Bathroom Scale
This is for folks who won't shut up about your body, or their own body, when it comes to discussing physical appearance. I don't care how your diet is doing. I'm not interested. I realize that you are thinking that you would have gone with a mirror instead, but a bathroom scale made of tempered glass will make more sense and will be simpler to wrap.
5. Bath Salts
Let's be honest: who on earth offers bath salt as a present? When you're stuck without a decent Christmas gift idea at the last minute, it's a pretty traditional "unthoughtful filler," as the expression goes. I don't care if you don't like them; after all, it's a present anyhow.
6. Cheap Anti-Aging Cream
This is a great opportunity to point out to them that you have noticed that they are becoming older. You can acquire a brand from a medicine shop, or if you like, you can get a knockoff luxury brand like this one.
7. An Alarm Clock
So you have that coworker who always runs late every morning, contributing delays and inconveniences in the office. By providing them with a low-cost alarm clock, you may subtly remind them to be on time for the event.
8. Self-Help Book
If there is a particular reason you hold hatred for another person, you might want to think about giving them a book on self-improvement. Perhaps, just possibly, you will be able to assist in finding a solution to his or her difficulty.
9. Oranges
Oranges are the fruit…a 5lb bag of oranges hahaha. To tell you the truth, oranges are an excellent source of vitamin C, which means that by giving this person an orange you will actually be helping their immune system. In addition to this, oranges are reasonably priced. You could even put an unique note on each orange to ensure that they understood what you were trying to convey.
10. Glitter bomb
At long last, someone has made it! Glitters adhere to everything and can be found everywhere. It is possible for it to become trapped on the table, the keyboard, documents, clothes, and other items. It's likely that the person who receives your gift will have to spend a significant amount of time cleaning up the mess.
11. Horrible Book
What do you think about a box set containing all of the Twilight books? Go to a store that sells items each and look for a book that has a bad name. discover something that is considered to be the bane of all human literature so that people would resent the fact that they have to praise you for it.
12. Neil Breen Movies
If you haven't watched a movie directed by Neil Breen yet, consider yourself extremely fortunate. If the person you despise hasn't seen Neil Breen either, don't let this chance pass you by; instead, take advantage of it and expose this legend to the person you despise the most.
13. Album From An Artist He Or She Hates
There is always that someone who would loudly tell everyone they hate this “artist” every time they got the chance. Think about administering the person's prescribed dose of their own medication. rebecca black, perhaps?
14. Huge Bag Of Candy
Oh, the perfect Christmas gifts for people you hate would be to have poor health. A bag of chocolates is another option for a present that won't do any harm to the recipient, particularly if the candies are shaped like dickheads.
15. Oversized/Undersized Shirts
This clothing as a Christmas gift is actually decent, except if it is a size too small or a size too large for your recipient. Be sure to buy a shirt that has a bold statement on it (for example, "for the lazy one") so that you can ruin their day right away.
16. Itchy Socks
Whoever thought that a pair of socks with poor quality might have any value? Choose the ugliest pair of shoes you can find as your token of appreciation because there are probably some people who would wear them.
17. Teddy Bear That Never Stops
Singing at first glance, the irritating bear appears to be a sweet present due to its singing. Nevertheless, for at least two hours straight, this monstrosity will sing "happy birthday" nonstop. The song can only be stopped in one of two ways: either by waiting for the battery to die or by destroying whatever is playing it with a hammer.
18. Fart Card
If you would give a card, make sure it’s memorable. cards that smell like farts are available, and the recipient will not be poisoned (and the people around). Because it cannot be sent in an anonymous manner, the person who receives it will be able to identify you as the sender.
19. Handmade Poop Soap
This one is a gift that will make you cringe and is filled with utter nastiness. It is still a soap, so you can use it, but you won't be able to stop your mind from telling you that it's a poop the whole time. Remember to spray some water on it so that it appears more lifelike.
20. Crap Coffee
A lot of people want to start their day with a good cup of coffee, especially in office workplaces. Allow him or her to start the day with a subpar cup of coffee, and relish the moment when they were forced to grin at the thought of the Christmas gift you gave them if you question them about it.
21. Lock Box + A Wrong Key
You need to watch out for this one. don't get sued. Locked boxes are wonderful examples of useful Christmas gifts for people you hate. But what would happen if you used a different key? It's difficult to imagine a situation that would be more irritating than losing the key to the box containing your valuable possessions.
22. The Toilet Mug
Do you really think someone came up with this? genius. Giving someone a toilet mug is a nice gesture, but it won't have much of an effect on the world around them. It is still a mug and can be used in any way you like. ...and this is the point: a pointless present for someone who isn't very important to you.
23. Prank Scented Candles
These joke candles will have a good aroma at first, and the person who receives them may even come to adore them. On the other hand, once all of the 40 percent has been consumed, the odor will change into something unpleasant. Get some apple pie from that disgusting fart, and give it to someone else:).
24. Rock In A Box
When it comes to presents, a more expensive item could be indicated by a box that is significantly heavier. Set a high bar for them to fall through, and then revel in their disappointment when they realize it's simply a rock.
25. A heinously difficult puzzle.
During the holiday season, you should make sure to point out to your least favorite person how stupid they are. It looks like an egg, doesn't it? What gives you such a hard time about an egg?
26. The most disgusting booze in the world.
Malort tastes the way 2016 has felt, which is like poison had sex with a trash fire, and then distilled itself into a liquor that would strip paint off a barn door. In other words, it's like poison had sex with a trash fire. Give this present to someone you have a genuine disdain for, and have the justification ready to give, which is "It's a Chicago classic!"
27. Mountaineer Brand
a teeny-tiny item with which to tame their burgeoning mustache and neckbeard.
28. Bath salts
Do you mean to imply that they are high on drugs? Do you mean to imply that they appear exhausted? WHO KNOWS! This is the questionable present that includes everything else. You get an extra point for thoughtfulness if the jerk you gave this to doesn't even own a bathtub.
29. Pointed Book
If you feel that a "For Dummies" book would be too obvious, you might remark "Oh, I presume you haven't read anything since junior high" only by holding up a copy of Animal Farm without saying a word. Bonus points if you give this to a complete political nerd on the right in the year 2016.
30. Punishment Candy
Candies with the flavor profile of effervescent agony combined with chalk: PERFECT.
31. Motivational Paperweight
This is an improvement over the Nordstrom Rock in virtually every regard, as the Nordstrom Rock is ostentatious and gives the impression that the person is not good at their job.
32. Concealed Queen Bee Burn
It seems to be a complement at first glance. After removing the previous layer, there will be a test.
33. Potato of the Month Subscription
Is the person who will receive your Christmas gift a hulking mass? By subscribing someone to the Potato of the Month Club, you can give Christmas gifts for people you hate or other lumps that come from the ground.
34. Reminder That THEY'RE AGING - Mask
Considering the fact that WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?! However, this mask is really decent overall.
35. Unflattering Clothes That Won't Suit Them
Because you can give them an article of clothing that you are certain will not go with either their particular style or the style that they already have established for themselves.
When you present it to them, though, you can put some pressure on them to try it on and maybe even wear it for the day. If you wanted to be even more cruel to them, you could buy them clothes that are a size or two larger than what they truly require.
36. Noisy Toys For Their Kids
Any parents of young children will know just how exhausting it can be looking after them and how it can stretch you to the end of your tether at times. So, how about a Christmas gift that can help the kids push Mum and Dad over the edge?
Because getting their kids a noisy fun toy that beeps, flashes, and whirls repetitively and constantly is going to drive them crazy. As the kids will love it and want to play with it for hours on end. But they'll be cursing you deep down for destroying their peace, quiet, and sanity.
37. Ugly Ornament Or Piece Of Furniture
This one works especially well for someone who is extremely house proud and maybe even a little OCD.
Because everything in their home will be well thought-out and there for a reason. And they take pride in showing off their superior taste and style to any lucky visitor they deem worthy of inviting into their abode.
And not only will they have to pretend they like it to your face, they'll also have to worry about not having it on display the next time you pay them a visit. So, make sure you ask them about it regularly afterwards and inquire about which room they've put it in.
38. Donation In Their Name To A Charity They Don't Support
For instance, they may be against big charities, as they suspect that most of the money doesn't reach the actual people in need but instead pays for the salaries of the CEOs.
So, they complain to you constantly about how bad it is that they are allowed to get away with such immoral behavior.
And how as a consequence they prefer to support local causes as they can see where their money is going and how it's helping.Which means donating a sum of money in their name to a huge and globally famous charity won't really please them.
In fact, it'll most likely make them angry! But you'll still be donating some money to a good cause. Which means you'll have the satisfaction of annoying your enemy while simultaneously doing something good in the world too.
39. Fake Winning Lottery Ticket
This one is so cruel that it's nothing short of pure evil if they fall for it. Because convincing someone they've won the lottery, allowing them to enjoy the moment and plan a bright future, then pulling the rug from under their feet is a crushing blow.
But if you feel they are gullible enough then you can do this with a fake lottery ticket that has the previous draws winning numbers on it.
Just give them a bunch of tickets in a card and say you thought this was better than buying them a Christmas gift as they may win some money and be able to get themselves something nice.
Then wait for the shrieks and eruption of joy and disbelief as they realize they are a big winner! Congratulate them and enjoy their talk of fast cars, big houses, fancy vacations, and a new and better life. Then begin to snigger and say 'GOTCHA!'. I mean they'll probably never speak to you again, but if you really hate them then no big deal right?
40. Empty Gift Box
Now these final two Christmas gift ideas take some balls to give as they're not passive aggressive and your intent isn't disguised like the other suggestions here are.
In fact, they're pretty much a declaration of war! But this first one is pretty satisfying. Because once your nemesis has unwrapped their gift to find there's nothing inside, they will be in no doubt over how you really feel about them.
So, if you're going to do it then really go to town by getting a fancy gift box, gorgeous wrapping paper, and the biggest bow you can find. To get the maximum effect you need to make them really excited about what might be inside.
You could even use multiple smaller boxes inside bigger boxes to prolong the excitement and build up to a crescendo. Because the higher their expectations are the bigger the crushing realization and disappointment will ultimately be.
