Sometimes the most insignificant details are the ones that end up having the most significant impact. This is especially true during the Christmas season. Because the truth is that the specifics are what differentiate a truly miraculous December 25 from a general sense of achievement on that date.
That's why it's so important to find the right gifts to put in people's stockings. You're in luck if you're looking to buy a stocking stuffer for someone who has a sense of humor and would enjoy a humorous gag gift or a joke stocking stuffer. Because we've located the most hilarious stocking stuffers that can be found anywhere!
Because, to tell you the truth, Christmas shouldn't be an extremely solemn occasion! We've got you covered whether you're looking for cheap and funny stocking fillers or funny Christmas stockings.
1. High Heel Stocking
This elegant high heel stocking is perfect for the person in your life who can't get enough of a great pair of shoes, whether that person is a woman or a man. This shoe, with its festive velvety red material and fluffy white hem, could very well be the pair of shoes that Mrs. Claus chooses to wear when she goes out. A row of these across the top of your chimney is guaranteed to get your blood pumping.
2. Super-Sized Red Velvet Stocking
This oversized Christmas sock may look like a traditional stocking, but it's perfect for kids of all ages, including grownups who still act like kids at heart. The generous stocking measures 36 inches along its diagonal, so it will have more than enough room for all of the gifts you have been hoping to receive this holiday season. And for those who are more conscious of their impact on the environment, the large stocking can be kept and used year after year in place of disposable wrapping paper when it comes time to give a gift.
3. Beer Me Funny Classic Christmas Stocking
If you want to make sure that Santa brings you what you ask for, the best way to do so is to write it down on your stocking and give it to him. The note that says "Beer Me!" written on the side of this stocking couldn't possibly be any more explicit. This humorous and jolly stocking measures 16 inches in length, making it an ideal item that could be stuffed with treats and given as a gift.
4. Christmas Stocking Flask
Not all gifts come in the form of tangible objects. This novelty stocking will provide you with the opportunity to enjoy whichever Christmas beverage best complements your merry disposition. The boot has a capacity of up to 2.8 liters and is free of BPA entirely; it is an excellent piece to have for Christmas parties and other get-togethers.
5. Soft Christmas Stocking
This work of art by Zoomie Kids is a gorgeously crafted Christmas stocking that features an eye-catching design that incorporates a horse, stars, and a variety of colors into its pattern. The shape of the stocking is not quite like other ones that I've seen. It looks a little bit more like something that Santa Claus, if he were a cowboy, would wear. Even frilly tassels and a slightly elevated heel are incorporated into the design of the sock. If you plan on giving this stocking as a gift, the people most likely to appreciate it are younger children as well as adults who have a passion for horses.
6. Novelty LED Christmas Stocking
This Christmas stocking exudes plenty of merriment and holiday spirit even when none of its 100 LED lights are turned on. You can bring the entire thing to life by switching on the built-in Christmas lights, which features beautiful embroidery and a snow-white angel. It is one of the top stockings to choose if you want your Christmas evenings to have a gentle glow.
7. Multicolor Patchwork Stocking
The multicolor patchwork stocking, which is without a doubt the most colorful item on our list, is an excellent way to inject a splash of color into your celebratory arrangement. A few of these stockings made in India will really give your guests something to look at, as they feature almost every color in the rainbow. In addition to that, they make an incredible statement when placed against a white mantel.
8. Felt Stuffed Llama Stocking
This llama stocking, which is handmade and crafted in Nepal, takes the cake as the cutest item on the list. It's a wonderful pair of holiday socks for both children and people who adore animals. In addition to that, it has a friendly and amusing animal face and colorful tassels hanging from the llama's ears.
10. Drink up Grinches
There will be no wine served! Funny Christmas stocking for adults that says "Drink up, Grinches." Ideal for pairing with a bottle of wine as a gift or for adding a playful touch to Christmas decorations this year. The pattern is printed on a layer of green fleece that is affixed to a layer of black neoprene. Made entirely by hand in the Irish county of Kildare.
Check out this elf pants stocking made of 100% polyester for under $15.00 at Walmart... it's so darn cute! Designed in soft felt fabric, this festive Christmas stocking can be hung by the fireplace and also doubles as a gift bag you can fill with holiday treats for your kids. The quirky elf pants stocking also makes a cute addition to your holiday home décor and can be put on display on your kitchen island or tabletop.
12. Draper James x Lands' End Flannel Christmas Stocking
Draper James (founded by Reese Witherspoon) collabed with Land's End and designed this limited-edition preppy, gingham print Christmas stocking in a soft, cozy flannel material. The lining is made of a sturdy 1005 cotton material, this spacious 18 5/8" H x 10 1/2"x W stocking can store an abundant amount of holiday goodies.
Head on over to Zazzle to customize your 2021 Christmas stocking with 12 of your favorite family photos or inspirational quotes you found on Pinterest or Instagram. Your photos will pop bright and vivid on this printed polyester stocking. Unlike other fancy, adorned stockings, this stocking is machine washable since it's 100% polyester.
14. Scripty Name Christmas Stockings
The handmade Scripty Name Christmas Stockings on Etsy are a bestseller and they're a super classic choice when it comes to Christmas stocking shopping. With dimensions of 19.5 " H x 7.5 " W, this stocking is an ideal size, not too big and not too small. Personalize any name up to 12 characters and choose from a green, burgundy or gold stocking cuff color. A cool idea is to choose a different color for each family member like the photo above!
15. Rosecliff Heights 3D Starfish Hooked Stocking
Perfect for beach lovers and those who have a beach house, the 3D Starfish Hooked Stocking by Rosecliff Heights at Wayfair has warm coastal vibes. This stocking has an eye-catching raised starfish on an ocean blue and sandy background made out of acrylic and polyester. Its size is 19.88'' H x 8.07 '' W and includes a loop hanger so you can hang it up hassle-free.
16. Christmas Stocking Santa Sack
If your family is big into stocking stuffing, these sacks are a great option because they hold more than your traditional stocking silhouette. At roughly 17 " H x 9 " W, this cotton/poly blend stocking is functional and also makes a great storage bag post-Christmas! Pick from a nutcracker or fairy design and add your text for an affordable price of $7.00 per stocking.
17. Unique Handmade Custom Cowhide Stocking
These custom, handmade cowhide stockings have a turnaround time of 6 weeks, so if you order yours now, you still have enough time to receive in time before Christmas (and they're definitely worth the wait!). This Christmas stocking is made of vegan leather for the topper that is hand-tool with a name or brand of your choice in either cursive or block letter font – and you get to choose any paint color you desire. The Etsy designer, MistyLeatherworks, offers sharing progress photos so you get sneak peeks of your stockings being made — just leave a note in your order requesting it!
18. Glitzhome 3D Cat Hooked Christmas Stocking
Gift the cat-lover in your life with this precious 3D cat stocking from Bed Bath & Beyond for $22.99 – he or she will appreciate this purrr-sonalized gift! This Christmas decoration measures 22" L x 10" W and features an orange holiday light for extra effect (requires 2 AA batteries that are not included). We also love the extra details of jingle bells attached to the cat's scarf!
Don't forget about your dog this Christmas! Buy the Pronk! Pets Hearth Hound Decorative Christmas Stocking made of soft, faux fur that's in the design shape of a Labrador retriever puppy. Shake the built-in bell that's secured on the festive ribbon to get your dog's attention and your good boy will be extra excited when he sees all of the paw-some treats and toys inside his holiday stocking. It's a cute way to include your furry family member in holiday traditions!
20. Custom Funny Photo DIY Christmas Stocking
Cheer and laughter is what Christmas is all about, so why not personalize your Christmas stocking with a funny photo?! The Velvet Lined Premium Christmas Stocking for $26.34 at Zazzle is customizable on the front side – it's also on 15% off sale right now with code ZFALLPARTIES. Just drag and drop a funny photo you have and follow the template. You can also add your own text.
21. Folk Stocking
The Folk Stocking in Green Motif for $48.00 at Anthropologie is constructed of 100% certified-fair trade wool from Nepal so it's very authentic. The multi-colored stitching and high-quality detail on this 23" L x 11" W Christmas stocking will add flair to your mantle this 2021 holiday season.
Koolaburra by UGG Jasper Faux Fur Stocking
Your Christmas display in your home will feel that much cozier with this faux rabbit fur trim stocking from Koolaburra by UGG. Available at Kohl's for $34.00, you can purchase this velvet-based stocking that comes in two colors: redwood or wild dove. Measuring at 21" x 7", this hooked stocking with pom poms is a classic choice that will match any home decor.
22. Snowflake Flurries Stocking
The Snowflake Flurries Stocking from Personal Creations will add a frosty finish to your mantle on Christmas.
23. 2 Pieces Tactical Christmas Stockings Military Christmas Stocking Bags
Waterproof and durable, the military-style Christmas stockings are made of nylon and designed with waterproof Oxford lining. You will get two of the tactical Christmas stockings in black and camouflage, along with two patriotic Velcro American flag patches. The molle gear pouches, hook and loop designs can be filled with supplies like scissors, pens, lighters and supplies, perfect for the outdoorsy person in the farm who hunts, fishes or hikes. These are multi-functional Christmas stockings because you can actually use them after displaying them during Christmastime,
24. Faux Fur Christmas Stockings Ivory Brown Gray with Cutout Wood Nam
The bestselling 20 " x 21 " x 23 " Faux Fur Christmas Stockings on Etsy come in ivory, brown, or gray and come with cutout wood name tags adorned with pom-poms. Pick from one of the eight wooden name tag font finish colors including festive silver or gold. The wooden name signs are lovely and it’s easy to read our names even though it’s a cursive font.
25. Warner Bros. Batman Satin Christmas Stocking, 20", Multi-Colourpop
Surprise your son with this officially licensed Warner Bros. Batman Christmas Stocking that measures approximately 20" in length. He will want to show it off to all of his friends in school.
26. Disney's Frozen Olaf The Snowman Standing Stocking
We all know a kid who's a fan of Frozen by Disney, which is why this Olaf-inspired Christmas stocking is a popular pick. This double-hooked poly stocking can be placed under the tree by the fireplace and has dimensions of 10" x 6" x 13.5".
27. Nutcracker Needlepoint Christmas Stocking
The traditional nutcracker needlepoint stocking is exclusive at Horchow. It's a little bit pricey at $78, but is a timeless Christmas stocking design that you can reuse for years to come. This wool/cotton stocking at 11" W x 18" H is designed in neutral ivory and gold tones to add elegance to any home and can be with up to 9 characters.
28. Super Soft Plush Monogram Christmas Stockings Xmas Rustic Stocking Embroidered Letter Decoration
Buy each family member their own monogrammed Christmas Stocking with handmade embroidered letter of their first initial in luxurious gold stitching – there's also a cute, little Santa hat graphic hanging off the letter! Made of high-quality cotton, these red stockings with white trim are composed of super soft plush material for soft and comfortable touch. At 20" in length, they are the perfect size for stocking stuffers like gift cards, toys, toiletries and more!
29. YEW Stuff POP Lights LED Light Up Christmas Stockings 4-Pack
Add some pizazz this holiday and go for these LED Light Up Christmas stockings that come in a 4-pack. In the set, you get four eye-catching designs including the Winter Fun Stocking, UFO Stocking, Meowy Stocking, and Snowman Stocking. The AAA batteries are included 4 and each stocking has a 40-hour auto shut-off timer. The coolest part is that you can customize these LED stockings with seven different color settings—show off your favorite color or select color-changing mode!
30. Luxury Velvet Christmas Pom Pom Stocking
These high-end velvet Christmas stockings are outlined in a fancy, delicate pom trim! You can pick your favorite color (there are 6 to choose from) and can customize each with names in script. Each stocking style has a natural linen cuff at the top that's dyed to match the pom pom trim and is lined in cotton.
31. Embroidered Sika Deer Faux Fur Christmas Stocking in Brown
When you hang these Sika Deer Faux Fur Christmas Stockings, you'll instantly get into Christmas mode. These nostalgic brown and white spotted stockings remind us of Rudolph and already have us humming holiday classics. The polyester stockings at Bed Bath & Beyond come with any name and are embroidered in your choice of multiple thread colors and font options and measure 19" L x 7.5" W.
If you have a boho style, you'll dig these hand-knitted stockings that are made of 100% soft chunky acrylic yarn with a choice of peach or forest green trim and tassels. From cuff to tip of the toe, the stocking measures approximately 19".
33. Master Chef Red Linen Stocking
My husband owns a restaurant and is always cooking, so I'm definitely considering buying this stocking that reads "Master Chef" printed on the cream linen front. You can actually print any text you want on this 18" x 12" red linen stocking made of durable polyester.
34. Chunky Knit Christmas Stocking
This rustic Christmas stocking is available in four different patterns. The style of this stocking is inspired by the traditional fisherman sweater with a classic cable stitch which symbolizes a fisherman's rope, a sign of good luck at sea.
35. YELAIVP 2 Packs 3D Santa Swedish Gnome Christmas Stockings
These plush and stylish 3D gnome stockings are super cute and can be hung by your staircase, window, bedroom or mantle for family and friends to admire. At 19.2" x 9.2" in non-woven fabric, flannel and plush, these stockings make a great housewarming gift during the holiday party season.
Needlepoint Christmas Stocking
Land's End is running a 30% off promotion on these Needlepoint Christmas Stockings! The whimsical Surfing Santa is just one of the 17 different custom designs you can select from. Each intricate needlepoint design is stitched with polyester yarn on a cotton velvet back in a coordinating color and is generously sized 20.5" long. You can also add any name up to 10 letters for a gift this holiday season.
37. Switch Tassels Stocking
This white Christmas stocking made of rayon has such a fresh feel to it. This chic stocking has a subdued sparkle to it because of its textured fabric that is woven with metallic gold threads throughout. The oversized tassels make a statement and would complement any modern home or apartment.
38. Easy Logo Replacement & Customizable Text
If you're hosting a corporate Christmas party and need a Christmas favor, add your company logo to this large 12" x 20" Christmas. Composed of 100% polyester and available in black or red, this will have your company logo branded on it, reminding you and your co-workers of camaraderie and hard work.
39. Hand Knitted Christmas Stockings
Make your Christmas decor stand out this 2021 with these outstanding stockings knitted in soft organic cotton. There are 15 different handmade designs to choose from like snowflakes, elves, mistletoe and more. A reviewer claims the stockings "look even better in person than in the photos," which is rarely the case when it comes to online shopping!
40. Cheetah Stockings With Red Trim And Gold Glitter
So you're not into the plain, conventional kind of Christmas decorations. If that rings a bell, you should invest in these funky cheetah print stockings trimmed with red cotton with gold glitter. These handmade stockings are ideal for a girl who wants to add a glamorous element to her home during the holidays. You can also purchase a coordinating tree skirt if you're vibing with this holiday theme!
It's not easy to find funky stockings when there are so many traditional ones circulating the Internet. Of course, we had to feature this over-the-top bubble gum pink faux fur stocking from Amazon. This fluffy, girly stocking has a white cuff that is customizable if you want a DIY project at home, we suggest glitter pens for this one! Why not bling it out even more?
42. Kurt Adler Disney's NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS Hanging Stocking
This officially licensed Disney stocking is printed with an image of Jack Skellington and Sally sitting together from the classic movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas. Fill up this 18" long polyester stocking with Disney-inspired goodies to go along with the theme!
Personalize this stocking with your choice of character: sugar plum ballerina dancer, drummer, nutcracker or even the Rat King! You can even choose the hair color and skin color when designing this stocking from Personalization Mall so it's super customizable. The design will be custom printed across the front on a woven polyester material.
44. Navita Otomi Embroidery Stocking
This $90.00 stocking is one-of-a-kind, handmade and hand-embroidered with vivid motifs of otomi embroidery from Maisonette. These eclectic, bright colors pop on a black background and will make a conversation-starter when your relatives come over for Christmas Eve.
45. Baby Moose First Christmas Ivory Stocking
At Personalization Mall, you can choose from multiple background patterns (check, polka dots, stripes or tartan) and accent color options (red, green or neutral). All of these designs include an adorable baby moose graphic, with a bow for a baby girl and without a bow for a baby boy. It's 19.5" L x 7.5 " but each stocking is sewn by hand so the size may vary slightly.
